The Art of Procrastination

Sound busy and important while doing absolutely nothing.

What task do you need to avoid?

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"Go to the gym"

Responsible Procrastinator

I am currently in a strategic "energy conservation phase". Muscles need rest to grow, so I am essentially working out by sleeping.

"Can you finish the quarterly report?"

Responsible Procrastinator

Thanks for flagging this. I'll be actioning that to my priority queue to ensure it's given the strategic oversight it deserves.