Class War Translator
Translate everyday phrases into the unspoken codes of the delusional Elite and the burnout Realist.
Creative Examples
"I don't want to go to work today."
🥂 The Elite: "One simply cannot deal with productivity today. I told the assistant to cancel everything. I'm summering early this year." 💀 The Realist: "Dissociating in the bathroom for 45 minutes on company time. If I send one more email, I will literally combust. No cap."
"My car broke down."
🥂 The Elite: "How tedious. Simply inform the driver to bring the Bentley around instead. Or take the helicopter if traffic is dreadful." 💀 The Realist: "Great. My check engine light is the only stable relationship in my life right now. Looks like I'm taking the bus with the rats."
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